Spam Subject Lines

it's like these guys aren't even TRYING to get me to send money to a Nigerian Princess anymore. "Thus he burnished the foreclosed manor house, according to Tonya".....how intriguing. "Acknowledgements of the good day!"......boy, must be an email from an old college buddy because THAT'S THE WAY THAT ANYBODY ON THE PLANET TALKS! Shit, if there's a sucker born every minute, at least spend some of that money you're being sent on someone who can speak English. Or continue making subject lines like "make sex for 6 hours". I'll probably still open that one